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Machete

9-5-10
The Grand Theater
Horrible...Great...Not Superior

What can I say, it was as healthy as cotton candy.

Was it trying to be a serious action flick?
Sometimes.

Was it a comedy? Maybe?

Bad writing, dumb ending. Cool action scenes followed by ridiculous embarassing action scenes.

When you add it all up what a horrible movie. You shouldn't go see it because it's so stupid...it's so dumb...it's cheap entertainment with it's decapitated heads, pretty women and ugly men both doing outlandish, illogical and implausable acts.

So there, take that, it's a bad movie.

By the way I liked it, but I shouldn't have. Do you want to go see it with me again?

Machete Trailer

Comments

  1. GrammySeptember 10, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    Hi Jon If the movie was bad why would go see it again and no I don't want to see it with you

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