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Time for a rant!

Is anyone else tired of Movie Critic sites that do nothing but crap on movies they don't like. I mean why did you spend all of that money to go see something just so you can write something negative about it? What movie have you produced, directed, acted, written? Now I understand if you thought it was going to be great and then being disappointed. If that's the case then by all means be as critical as you like, however if you intentionally write about a movie to make yourself sound important or knowledgeable, well save it because no one cares what you think. No one cares what I think! And I get annoyed when I'm trying to find intelligent feedback on a movie and I find all these people just writing things because they think they're clever. You don't sound clever, you sound stupid. I read a review once that was so convoluted I didn't understand one word of it. Now I'm an educated man but I'm sure some of these people are sitting at their computers with a thesaurus trying to find the most obscure references they can . It's like when stupid people use SAT words in sentences to make themselves sound smart, it makes them sound dumber than they really are.

In the end, stop going to see movies you won't like. I never go see a movie I don't want to see. Over time I've gotten better at choosing movies, which is why 99% of my ratings are Great-Excellent-Superior. Maybe some of you "Critics" out there need to search deep within your soul to find the intelligence not to waste $8.50 on a move you're just going to rant about later. Or maybe that's what you like to do, perhaps you only find happiness in the negative. In that case maybe you need to resolve some issues with your mother, or see a therapist or something to make you less sadistic. The movies are a magical place where you can go for a few hours and be lost in a world that is not your own. I feel sorry for people who make it another negative place in their depressing lives.

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